sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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