Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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