What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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