Just fell off a train. Bad.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.