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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just fell off a train. Bad.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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• (315): View more from New York

  Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's

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  SMART GIRL

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.

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