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• (949): View more from California

  i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He just called me juicy booty via text message.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.

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• (646): View more from New York

  i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari

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• (650): View more from California

  Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.

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