it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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