What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again