yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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