who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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