I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online