Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad