Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night