no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
so let's talk penis.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.