UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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