the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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