you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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