are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Randomize