She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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