Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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