I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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