i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Still dying that you shit outside
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Drake has all the answers
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Randomize
