rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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