The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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