We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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