i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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