I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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