you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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