Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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