Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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