yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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