I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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I want to be your penis for a week.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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