Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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