i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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