my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Its about making memories worth repressing
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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