so explain again why im purple
no
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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