You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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