Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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