When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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