erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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