I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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