I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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