Soap is not a condiment
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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