Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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