i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
