So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Randomize
