i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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