i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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