what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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