what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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