Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Couch. On fire.
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