what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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