weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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