his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
