I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My life is pants optional.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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