I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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