You surviving the open bar?
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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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