Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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