found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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