Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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