any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize