just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Randomize
